What are you thankful for?

I'm thankful to Gary Siplin for providing me with oodles of material.

I know it's hard to believe the State Senator is in trouble with the law again, but it's true! He was arrested on a probation violation. You see Gary's not allowed to leave town without his probation officer's knowledge and permission. You'll never guess who picked him up at jail after his lawyer posted bond? Juan "everybody's a racist" Lynum. What's that saying about Birds of a Feather?