COURAGE-Ode To Gunga Dan

TOP TEN MOST MEMORABLE DAN RATHER QUOTES


Killed by Bush’s Recession

“Tonight, savagery in the streets of Iraq. Ten Americans die in a single day, four of them civilians murdered, mutilated and dragged through the streets....What drives American civilians to risk death in Iraq? In this economy it may be, for some, the only job they can find.”

— Leading off the March 31, 2004 CBS Evening News.



King of the Clinton Fan Club“If we could be one-hundredth as great as you and Hillary Rodham Clinton have been in the White House, we’d take it right now and walk away winners....Tell Mrs. Clinton we respect her and we’re pulling for her.”

— To President Clinton, via satellite, at a May 27, 1993 CBS affiliates meeting, referencing his new CBS Evening News co-anchor Connie Chung.



Bill Clinton “An Honest Man”

Bill O’Reilly: “I want to ask you flat out, do you think President Clinton’s an honest man?”

Dan Rather: “Yes, I think he’s an honest man.”

O’Reilly: “Do you, really?”

Rather: “I do.”

O’Reilly: “Even though he lied to Jim Lehrer’s face about the Lewinsky case?”

Rather: “Who among us has not lied about something? … I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things.”

— Exchange on FNC’s The O’Reilly Factor, May 15, 2001.



Happy to Be Communist Slaves

“Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.”

— CBS Evening News, June 17, 1987.



Caring Castro

“While Fidel Castro, and certainly justified on his record, is widely criticized for a lot of things, there is no question that Castro feels a very deep and abiding connection to those Cubans who are still in Cuba and, I recognize this might be controversial, but there’s little doubt in my mind that Fidel Castro was sincere when he said, ‘Listen, we really want this child back here.’”

— During live coverage of the Elian raid, April 22, 2000.



The Ambush that Failed

“You and the President were being party to sending missiles to the Ayatollah of Iran. Can you explain how — you were supposed to be the — you are — you’re an anti-terrorist expert! Iran was officially a terrorist state....The question is — but — you made us hypocrites in the face of the world!...How could you sign on to such a policy?!”

— During a live interview with Vice President George H.W Bush on the CBS Evening News, January 25, 1988.



What, Me Biased?

“I’m all news, all the time. Full power, tall tower. I want to break in when news breaks out. That’s my agenda. Now, respectfully, when you start talking about a liberal agenda and all the, quote, ‘liberal bias’ in the media, I quite frankly, and I say this respectfully but candidly to you, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

— To Denver radio host Mike Rosen, November 28, 1995.



Rather’s Ridiculous Ratherisms

“In New Hampshire, closest Senate race in the country, this race between Dick Swett and Bob Smith is as hot and tight as a too small bathing suit on a too long car ride back from the beach.”

— During CBS News 1996 election night coverage.



“I think you’re more likely to see the Pope ride through this room on a giraffe.”

— On the possibility of a CBS News cable channel, to the Philadelphia Inquirer‘s Gail Shister, February 18, 1997.



“A Dumb-Ass All My Life”

“Look, we’ve made mistakes in the past. Somebody wrote in the paper the other day that I was, quote, ‘boneheaded.’ Well, of course, it’s a matter of record I’m boneheaded, said, ‘well, this is bizarre.’ Well, of course I’m bizarre, you know, we’ve known that for a long time...Somebody, I don’t know if he put it exactly this way, but he said, ‘well, you know, it’s a dumb-ass thing he’s doing.’ Well, you know, I’ve been a dumb-ass all my life.”

— On the July 19, 2001 Imus in the Morning discussing the CBS Evening News’s near-blackout of the scandal surrounding Democratic Congressman Gary Condit.