PAT CAMPBELL ADMITS LYING ABOUT FOOTBALL PAST

"After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter... I came to the conclusion that I was not drafted by the Buffalo Bills in 1984" -PC

Come to think of it that might explain their four Superbowl losses!

To get the joke read about New Mexico's Gov. Bill Richardson HERE. Looks like Bill spent some time at the George O'Leary School of Resume Writing.