Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hillary Shaves Head to Grab Limelight from Obama

(2007-02-20) — Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin.

“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.

The candidate said she has not ruled out visits to tattoo and piercing parlors, and will do “whatever it takes.”

“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”

Hey! It could happen! Hat Tip to Scrappleface.


At 7:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohh, those ears.. She looks like Dr. Spock. Now who would vote for a President with ears like that... Is she an Arkansas America, or a New York American? Just too many questions for me..

At 10:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have real concerns regarding Obama and his claims of being an African American. He was born in Hawaii when his parents met in college. Father was from Kenya mother from Kansas. Father was black/ mother white (caucasian). So where do we get African American? Per the dictionary, the term should be "Mulatto" Mulatto American? He was not born in Africa. Maybe a Hawaiin American...? How about the Democrats find an American to run for president, and maybe I'll consider a black candidate. Maybe Al Sharpton.. or is he an American African New Yorker?

What's Hillary? An Illinoisian Arkansasian New Yorkian American, that was married to the first black President of the United States?

Reference the Webster online Dictionary.


At 1:30 PM, Anonymous bill "the future antichrist" clinton said...


Perhaps Quai Chang Clinton will use Zen and Kung Fu meditation to win the White House.

At 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


jim in PA


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