Debbie Schlussel stops by the show to review Mr. & Mrs. Smith and update us on the Sami Al-Arian trial.

In true Schlussel style Debbie unloads on Angelina Jolie.

Forget Jolie, the multi-tattooed, twice-divorced, bisexual who brags about sleeping around, wore a vial of ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck, and proclaimed, "I am so in love with my brother, right now," when she won an Oscar. Forget the previously suicidal Jolie, who bragged on Bravo's "Inside the Actors' Studio," how she enjoyed cutting herself and her live-in boyfriend—because at age 14, regular sex wasn't enough to feel close to him. (Well, her mother was French . . . .) Forget the Angelina Jolie, who said, "I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."

Deb coined a new phrase on my show. If you lust after Angelina Jolie you are a skank-o-phile.