Dick Cheney steps up to the plate and calls bluff.

Don’t do it, Helen
not by Dick Cheney

I’m very sorry to learn that White House fixture Helen Thomas has vowed to kill herself if I run for President. Because, by an unbelievable coincidence, I just decided to announce my candidacy.

I’ve even picked out a few cabinet members. Take a look, Helen. Check out the picks HERE.

Best line...

I hope you weren’t serious about killing yourself, Helen, because these days, it’s easier than ever, what with helpful guides like the book Final Exit, currently available at a 32% DISCOUNT at Amazon.com.

Hat Tip to Huffington Toast.