Orlando needs a new slogan, you can help.
Las Vegas has "What happens here stays here."
Tombstone, Ariz., "The town too tough to die."
Atlantic City, "Always turned on."
Roswell, N.M.: "The aliens aren't the only reason to visit."
Everybody knows...
The Big Apple
The Windy City
The City of Angels
The City of Lights
The City of Brotherly Love
The Big Easy
What do we have? The City Beautiful. Hardly memorable, it's old school and doesn't have any kick. What do you recommend?
A good slogan will attract attention, stimulate curiosity and fill the residents' hearts with pride. A great slogan will create impact, inspire, motivate and make a lasting impression.
Here's my choice...
The Big O, you'll want to come!
Hat Tip to Jerry Lenz
posted by Pat Campbell @ 9:27 PM
29 comments
29 Comments:
How about "Where magic happens."
Pat - How about
Gateway to Excitement
Warren
Orlando: The traffic armpit of America!
Orlando: Where spanish is our first language!
Orlando: At least we dont pay state taxes!
Orlando: Your United Kingdom, away from home!
Orlando: We make your city look good!
I hate to say this pat and im ashamed of it but its true.
New York City South Crime rate has to be equal (per captial) as that of New York City
The Pedophile Capital
ORLANDO, WHERE THE FUN NEVER SETS
-Luis
Orlando: Crossroads of the World (real one)
Orlando: Where Stop lights are merely a suggestion.
Orlando: Vegas without the gambling
Orlando: If you don't like it here, there is lots of stuff to do only 1 hour away.
Orlando: Where else can you pay $8 for a helium balloon?
Orlando: 32801 (zip code)
Orlando: Tazer-land!
Orlando: We have lots of convention space.
Orlando: Home of the Time Share!
Orlando: Chances are someone you know came here once, so you should too!
Orlando: More ways to get here than anywhere else, including a home made raft!
Orlando: Who needs traffic laws.
Orlando: The place to live if you don't care about family values.
Orlando: We used to grow oranges here, now we grow hotels.
Orlando: FCAT, not just a new ride at DISNEY!
Orlando: Where you cant even afford to buy your own home.
Orlando: If you work here, you probably live an hour away.
Orlando: Nobody's from here, you should live here too.
Orlando: You were born here?
Orlando: Where 540 isn't just a number
Orlando: Home owners associations gone wild.
Orlando: Flipping isn't just for gymnasts.
Orlando: We need a new slogan!
My husband and I dubbed Orlando "Fantasy land" when we moved here 20 years ago.
Diana
I like multiplicity so I came up with Orlando...Get blown away! Could cover things like our theme parks...our hurricanes...possibly even a companion piece to The Big O! Hate to say it but it even has a link to Kennedy Space Center!
I know that last part was in poor taste but someone would think the same thing.
Have a great day!
Victoria
Kiddie City USA
-Mike
Rochelle in Orlando- My 10 year old son Freddy says...
ORLANDO WHERE MAGIC IS FREE!!!
He even has a sales pitch for the mayor.
Orlando: Just outside the swamp.
Orlando - Got Money? HAVE FUN (in the Big-O!) When money's here, it stays here.
Sincerely,
Marie
Welcome to Orlando! You’ll never be the same!
Tony
My name is Keith Hay and my slogan is "Vacation Nation"
Highlighting Orlando pay scales (and playing off Las Vegas slogan, Lost Wages):
Fantasia Wages
Thinking about all the theme parks:
The City of Make Believe
Similar to the double-meaning of The Big O, how about:
We put the FU into UCF
Ken
Orlando: No shoes, no shirt, who cares!
Orlando: Get some tail out on the Trail.
Orlando: Where magic happens daily at 10:00, 1:30, 3:00, 4:15, 6:00 and 8:00*
*Weather permitting, except on the third Tuesday of every March. The city expressly disclaims all warranties, express or implied, of any kind with respect to said "magic", including but not limited to, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. In no event shall the city or its "magic" suppliers be liable for any damages whatsoever arising out of the use or inability to use said "magic", even if the city has been advised of the possibility of such damages. All sales on said "magic" are final. They are not returnable, and none refundable. All trademarks and registered trademarks are the sole property of their respective owners.
Orlando: It starts with a big "O" and ends with a little "o".
Orlando: Where magic is free!!! Everything else requires a credit card.
It's Or-O! They are taking all the LAND for I-4 and the Commuter Rail!
Warren
How about "The Essence of Adventure".....
I love your show.....mostly.....
RP
Orlando: The real thing.
Orlando: Be all you can be.
Orlando: You’re in good hands.
Orlando: Just like you, it never quits.
Orlando: It’s everywhere you want to be.
Orlando: We try harder.
Orlando: I love what you do to me.
Orlando: Just slightly ahead of our time.
Orlando: Reach out and touch someone.
Orlando: Have it your way.
Orlando: A little dab’ll do ya.
Orlando: It’s what your right arm’s for.
Orlando: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Orlando: Drivers wanted.
Orlando: The breakfast of champions.
Orlando: Something special in the air.
Orlando: The greatest show on earth.
Orlando: And we thank you for your support.
Orlando: M’m! M’m! Good!
Orlando: Hot, warm or cold.
Orlando: Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Orlando: It keeps going and going and going.
Orlando: Celebrate the moments of your life.
Orlando: The best a man can get.
Orlando: Where good ideas grow on trees.
Orlando: Fresh and clean as a whistle.
Orlando: When you need it the most.
Orlando: The best seat in the house.
Orlando: No more tears.
Orlando: Share moments. Share life.
Orlando: It’s the cheesiest.
Orlando: Because I’m worth it.
Orlando: Come to where the flavor is.
Orlando: For people who share a taste for excitement.
Orlando: Good to the last drop.
Orlando: Billions and billions served.
Orlando: Good time. Great taste. That’s why this is my place.
Orlando: We love to see you smile.
Orlando: I’m lovin’ it.
Orlando: The best there is.
Orlando: When it rains, it pours.
Orlando: We’ll leave the light on for you.
Orlando: Hey, big spender, spend a little dime on me.
Orlando: Everything you want, nothing you don’t.
Orlando: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Orlando: Delicious and healthful.
Orlando: Peps you up.
Orlando: The choice of a new generation.
Orlando: Gather ‘round the good stuff.
Orlando: All you add is love.
Orlando: Because life is not a spectator sport.
Orlando: Anything less would be uncivilized.
Orlando: How do you spell relief?
Orlando: Ask how. Ask now.
Orlando: We make money the old fashioned way.
Orlando: A buck well spent.
Orlando: Nothing comes closer to home.
Orlando: Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Orlando: Head for the border.
Orlando: It’s not just a job. It’s an adventure.
Orlando: Eight out of ten cats prefer it.
Orlando: Get the sensation.
Hey, Pat:
Good afternoon.
I'm sorry I missed my chance to contribute to your show as you conducted your Orlando slogan segment this morning.
However, and for what it's worth, here are my contributions:
1. Great begins with O
2. Magic will guide you here
3. Experience life to the power of O
Thank you, and have an awesome day.
An avid listener,
Roberto
Why can't officer Jim come up with stuff like this for my show?
Jim Turner
This is great stuff! I'm going to steal it and use it on my show.
Doug "The Blowviator" Guetzloe
THE FUN STARTS HERE
The City of Untimed Traffic Lights
Here's my entry, "The house of Mouse, PC, and the Bud-Man"
Thank you, Richard Tschisky
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