Monday, March 26, 2007

Perper: Anna's "Anus Is Unremarkable"

Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report also bizarrely reveals that her "anus is unremarkable." Speak for yourself Doctor!I can't make up headlines this good.

In the eight page report obtained by TMZ, Dr. Perper describes, in detail, the condition of Anna's body.

The report lists every mark on Anna's body, even tattoos. Smith's body art included the words "Daniel" and "Papas," a pair of red lips, a Playboy bunny, a combination of a Christ head, a bible, a naked women's torso and a smiling Marilyn Monroe among others.

On a positive note, Anna's fingernails and toenails were both listed as "clean."

While I'm at it... What is going on with Dr Perper's head? He either had a lobotomy or he's growing one hell of a tumor. Check out this PHOTO

3 Comments:

At 8:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it mentions she was a well nourished white woman.. It does not mention the centimeter in diameter of her buttocks; but does mention the cm of her eyes.. So instead of the doctor stating she was a fat ass, he was tactful, and used the terminology, that her anus is unremarkable. No mention of the cm of that either.. I can just hear Dr. Perper saying to his assistant, Gerty! Take a look at the fat ass on this woman! and Gerty saying, Dr. Perper, take a look in the mirror at your fat ass head! So they agreed to the term, "unremarkable" for the autopsy..

 
At 10:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cancelled my cable TV during the OJ trial and the follow-on fiasco... I'm cancelling it again. This bimbo got a boob job, bilked a 93 year old man out of his fortune, and she was famous? For what? What's the difference between OJ, and Victoria or Nichole whatever her other names were. Other than he is still alive, and still screwing. So... enough already! Are there any role models out there for the yut of America? Not in Hollywood, that's for sure... What's really scary is the media is reporting the interest in this woman is from 18 to 43 year old females. They will be voting for President in 2008. Ohh..., help us dear lord, and allah!!!!

 
At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are her boobs "Unremarkable" too???
lol!!!
Jim in PA

 

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