Wednesday, December 20, 2006

WEEPY FLOOZY'S A CONNER ARTIST



By ANDREA PEYSER @ NY Post
December 20, 2006 -- WITH her delicate breast heaving softly and her tears scattering like rose petals, Miss USA vowed that - from this day forward - she'll keep her nose clean.

And her urine sweet.

And - to employ my current favorite euphemism - her cooch untouched by human hands.

Miss USA has been saved. God bless Donald Trump!

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