WEEPY FLOOZY'S A CONNER ARTIST
By ANDREA PEYSER @ NY Post
December 20, 2006 -- WITH her delicate breast heaving softly and her tears scattering like rose petals, Miss USA vowed that - from this day forward - she'll keep her nose clean.
And her urine sweet.
And - to employ my current favorite euphemism - her cooch untouched by human hands.
Miss USA has been saved. God bless Donald Trump!