Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The best defense is offense


Rape-Stopper's Razor-Sharp Bite

Scumbags of South Africa, you have been warned. Later this month, women there "will be able to arm their vaginas with the Rapex device, a product priced at 1 rand (around 14 cents) and sold over the counter," the Guardian reports. "Shaped like a female condom and worn internally, its hollow interior is lined with 25 razor-sharp teeth, which fasten on to an attacker's penis if he attempts penetration."

Some people - including women's campaigners - have criticised the device for being "vengeful". Well, as its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, has said, it's "a medieval device for a medieval deed". If any rapist finds himself hopping with pain as a result - as well as facing the fact that the only way to remove the device is said to be a highly awkward and incriminating hospital visit - that seems just fine to me. Yes, it's vengeful. Yes, it hurts rapists. Oh well.

The device is "inserted with an applicator like a tampon, and removed with the same applicator," according to the Rapex website. It can stay in for up to 24 hours. And it will be "available in various sizes... small, medium and large."

Once intruders realize they can’t come in through the front door, won’t they simply look for another entrance?

5 Comments:

At 11:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think I will test this out at Club Firestone this weekend in Orlando. I dropped my cell phone last weekend, and somebody slipped in my back door.. Whom's reportin' this anyway? The Guardian Angels? I'm so glad they cume here, to proteck us. I think that talk show host Anus, or wassitz name, Imus needs him one of these. He's being linched is the term I would used. Rush Limbaugh, Neil Boortz, youins' and Bud's is gonna be next. Gotsa get ridda this right wing tawk show crape befo the 2008 erections..

 
At 11:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would happen if someone stuck a cigar in thar vagina? Something to ponder. I really like two ponder... Don't tell Hillary.. YaleBC

 
At 11:52 PM, Anonymous G. said...

Mother's Day is May 13th!!!

 
At 12:14 PM, Anonymous bill "glad Hillary didn't have this" Clinton said...

OUCH!!!!

 
At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait. Lets bring them to the USA! You will hear a scream from the "black community" about how unfair this is!!! I can't wait! How about making these things for the back door that can be used by men in prison? Oh what fun!

Jim in PA

 

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