Gay gangs rumble in Maryland
Now I've seen it all. I've heard of Crips; I've heard of Bloods; I've heard of Latin Kings and MS-13. And I've heard of vicious gang fights with stilettos. But not this kind:
Metro transit police have arrested six teenagers in connection with the stabbing and assault of another teen during a gang-related fight last month near the Addison Road station in Prince George's County.
The victim, a 15-year-old boy, was waiting at the bus shelter area on the night of May 19 after an earlier fight with members of a rival gang, officials said. He told investigators that he was attacked by six members of the rival gang, including a woman who allegedly stabbed him four times and another person who hit him in the head with a stiletto heel.
What kind of gang stabs people in the head with a stiletto heel?
Metro officials said the fight was between two gay and lesbian gangs that operate in Maryland.
Oh, of course! Gangs from Maryland! That explains everything.