Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Central Florida market


" Heathrow Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Mall of Millennia. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

" Lake Mary Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

1 Comments:

At 12:28 PM, Anonymous bill "tfa" clinton said...

After I realized that you intended to spend some time on silly nonsense like Barbie this morning, I switched over to Drew Garabo. At least he and his crew have some talent for shallow nonsense.

Please stick to the politics and such for which you have a distinct talent.

 

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